Losing Face

I watched the Golden Globes this year because Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were hosting it. I saw Adele win for her Skyfall song. She was so happy, and so British, it was fun to watch. I guess I must not have been watching when they showed the losers faces in the audience, but the next morning on the KTLA Channel 5 News, they were talking about Taylor Swift, and how you could tell by her expression that she was upset that she didn't win. 

"Ugh."

"Ugh."

I started thinking about what it would be like, if I was a Golden Globe loser. I think if you lose, you should just go for it. I mean you already lost the award- so you can't lose again. Might as well make use of the camera time. The media will pay more attention to you than the winner, so you'll really end up with triple the camera time, with all the local and national news coverage. Any press is good press, everyone knows that, right? Here's some ideas: 

So many options, so little time... 

So many options, so little time... 

Or, if you want to be sarcastic about it, go with something like this maybe? 

You won't even need to get your makeup done, win-win!

You won't even need to get your makeup done, win-win!

Eh?