Dirt Cheap Gym

I joined the gym closest to my work because it's super cheap. "They-must-be-using-this-as-a-front-to-sell-drugs"-kind-of cheap.

Today was the first time this week that I went to the gym. 

Someone had been eating cheetos in the showers. 

Someone had been eating cheetos in the showers. 

As I was trying to imagine who would be eating Cheetos while getting in and out of the shower, a woman at an adjacent locker began chomping her teeth together, going crazy on some chips. They didn't sound like Cheetos. I predict she's going to break all her teeth all at once, in the near future.  Get ready, dentists of Burbank, there might be some sweet business comin' your way...

As I was trying to imagine who would be eating Cheetos while getting in and out of the shower, a woman at an adjacent locker began chomping her teeth together, going crazy on some chips. They didn't sound like Cheetos. I predict she's going to break all her teeth all at once, in the near future. 

Get ready, dentists of Burbank, there might be some sweet business comin' your way...