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Dirt Cheap Gym

I joined the gym closest to my work because it's super cheap. "They-must-be-using-this-as-a-front-to-sell-drugs"-kind-of cheap.

Today was the first time this week that I went to the gym. 

 Someone had been eating cheetos in the showers. 

Someone had been eating cheetos in the showers. 

 As I was trying to imagine who would be eating Cheetos while getting in and out of the shower, a woman at an adjacent locker began chomping her teeth together, going crazy on some chips. They didn't sound like Cheetos. I predict she's going to break all her teeth all at once, in the near future.   Get ready, dentists of Burbank, there might be some sweet business comin' your way...

As I was trying to imagine who would be eating Cheetos while getting in and out of the shower, a woman at an adjacent locker began chomping her teeth together, going crazy on some chips. They didn't sound like Cheetos. I predict she's going to break all her teeth all at once, in the near future. 

Get ready, dentists of Burbank, there might be some sweet business comin' your way...

Darwin the Chinchilla

Darwin the Chinchilla